A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of
natives how to farm and build things to be
self-sufficient gets word that he is to return
home.
He realizes that the one thing he
never taught the natives was how to speak English.
So he takes the chief and starts walking in the forest. He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree."
The missionary
is pleased with the response.
They walk a little farther and the padre points to a rock and says, "This is a rock."
The padre is really getting enthusiastic
about the results when he hears a rustling in the
bushes. As he peeks thru the bushes,
The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blow gun and kills them.
The padre goes
ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent
years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and
kind to like each other, so how could he just kill
these people in cold blood that way?
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