Good Deeds!





A man died and St. Peter met him at the Gates of Heaven and said, "Before you meet with God, I thought I should tell you -- we've looked at your life, and you really didn't do anything particularly good or bad. We're not at all sure what to do with you. Can you tell us anything you did that can help us make a decision?"


The newly arrived soul thought for a moment and replied, "Yeah, once I was driving along and came upon a woman who was being harassed by a group of bikers. So I pulled over, got out my baseball bat, and went up to the leader of the bikers. He was a big, muscular guy with tattoos all over his body and a double ring pierced through his nose.


Well, I tore those nose rings out of his nose, and told him he and his gang had better stop bothering the woman or they would have to deal with me!"


"I'm impressed," St. Peter responded, "When did this happen?"



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"ABOUT TWO MINUTES AGO," came the reply.




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