A fart can be loud,

Some leave a powerful,

Poisonous cloud.

A fart can be short,

Or a fart can be long,

Some farts have been known

To sound like a song......  

 

A fart can create

A most curious medley,

A fart can be harmless,

Or silent, and deadly.

 

A fart might not smell,

While others are vile,

A fart may pass quickly,

Or linger a while......

 

 

A fart can occur

In a number of places,

And leave everyone there,

With strange looks on their faces.  

 

 

From wide-open prairie,

To small elevators,

A fart will find all of

Us sooner or later.

 

 

But farts are all bad,

Is simply not true-

We must not forget.......

Sweet old farts like you!